Come here, naughty girl
what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler
What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN
More from Light on Dark Corners by B. G. Jefferis and J. L. Nichols. (Because you asked for it.)
THE OCTOPUS OF EVIL HABITS
opium, cocaine, tobacco, and bromides
The octopus of evil habits. Welp, there’s my next official title.
I prefer Cephalopod of Sensational Sins, thankyouverymuch.
The ‘Cephalopod of Sensational Sins’ is also popular among Fallen London’s Bohemian set.
He wasn’t good enough for her.
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.
Pretty much everything on that list..
everything and more
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
|—||Dave Matthews Band (via psych-facts)|
I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it
my life is changed
you are the dancing queen